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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 02:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Delete Every App On Your Smartphone That’s On This List - Forbes

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

Something Mysterious Is Hidden Deep Beneath the Pacific Ocean, and Scientists Can’t Explain It - The Daily Galaxy

No way

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are some ways to identify and avoid logical fallacies, such as straw man and red herring, in an argument?

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dollar General Sees Greater-Than-Expected Growth as Higher-Income Consumers Seek Value - PYMNTS.com

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

What are some common examples of condescending behavior?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Murder, Sexual Assault, And Massive Fraud: 15 Celebrities Who Are In Jail For A Long Time - BuzzFeed

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How airline fees have turned baggage into billions - BBC