What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 02:09

No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Delete Every App On Your Smartphone That’s On This List - Forbes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
No way
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Trump puts U.S. Steel cart before the horse - Axios
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
What's the biggest myth about illegal immigrants?
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dollar General Sees Greater-Than-Expected Growth as Higher-Income Consumers Seek Value - PYMNTS.com
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
What are some common examples of condescending behavior?
Another attempt resulted in ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids