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12.06.2025 01:45

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
No way
Nuts and Butts
Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Astronomers discover most powerful cosmic explosions since the Big Bang - Space
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
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President Xi Jinping Speaks with U.S. President Donald J. Trump on the Phone - fmprc.gov.cn
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How can I fall asleep fast at night?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Inside the Spectacular Downfall of UnitedHealth and Its CEO - WSJ
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Musk rails against Trump tax bill, calling it ‘a disgusting abomination’ - The Washington Post
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...